You don’t like it, then get off my front porch

My first troll. I’m touched. Truly. Now I feel like a legit blogger.

Sweet.

Thick skin initiated!

About emberkm

Ember K. Miller is an effulgent mutant who haunts the Pacific Northwest with her fire-tressed mane, her geeky gnosticism, and her love for all things margarita green. On days that she's not performing her tasks as a licensed Unicorn Wrangler or a Zombie Caterer, Ember is a priestess and legally ordained ULC minister. Her current mission is searching for the spiritual inspiration and creativity she has inadvertently misplaced. Curiously motivated and bewildered by all things shiny (and loves to reference herself in the third person), she’s hoping to rediscover her Craft. View all posts by emberkm

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